All university life summarized in one post: Time for exams ... find here some of these 'paradigms' the study in excess.
The day before the test ...
1. The time paradox:
Time passes, for one, 200 times faster than usual . Pencil falls to the ground, and then suddenly lift been 10 minutes. Una brief lunch we blow out of 45 minutes! Common Phrases:
SHIT ... EIGHT ARE NOW ?!?!!!
2. Delegation of responsibilities :
is summarized in one sentence: 'SHIT ABOUT ME MY REMOTE TO STUDY THIS RACE ... (This symptom occurs repeatedly throughout the process, night before the test .....)
Note: From here the phenomenon as pleasant, Sometimes as is 'sleep', it becomes HTMLXC
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Changing the order of the values and principles
All the values that one learned from the cradle was overturned. Common Phrases:
- ... give my life for a bed ... -
... I give everything for 5 hours ...
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... I swear if I see this son of a bitch, I hit a shot in the forehead ...
- CH TMLXC
... if necessary I learn the whole book but this line did not do it again ...
5. Philosophical and metaphysical Incursions:
With the passing of the hours you tend to get the most reflective of our being, which often denotes
serious mental status changes . most heard phrases:
- ... one feels that he knows nothing, and goes and gets all ... -
... to me that He-Man was maricon ... or She-ra is comíaa CHTBear and sleep produces hallucinogenic effects
most confusing. Suddenly it seems that we
forces leave, and we wonder if this whole ordeal makes any sense. phrases heard:
- ... what was not studied until now not going to learn in 2 hours -
... I go to sleep. ..
- ... old shit ... or there with his crap bouquet
- ...¿¿ what those elves who walk through the roof? (NUMBER 2 NEW SYMPTOMCatkins)
8. Chaos
: Sometime during the night all the above symptoms occur in
simultaneously causing a shock in the brain that triggers student
the first physical symptoms that other hand generate sentences how are you: -
... What if I throw out the window and ended up with this? ...
- ... we're going to do fors vacation? ... Come south ?!...
- ... .... and if I do not show ...
Earlier ...
9. Physical symptoms
: This stage is characterized by physical symptoms,
aggravated by lack of food, hygiene, excessive caffeine, nicotine,
nauseas, heartburn, diarrhea, flatulence, retching, belching, deep sighs, dizziness, spasms, tics, muscle spasms, facial stiffness, stomach contractions
, outbreaks on the skin, blurred vision, light yellow skin, blindness temporary, sudden death. 10. Top of amnesia
(I know nothing !!!): Suddenly you want to make a very brief overview, and see titles
words, definitions (even written by our fist), you'd swear in his fucking life has seen. This, just two or three hours of l test generates up to a state of fear and panic
uncontrollable. (2.3 SYMPTOMS AGAIN AND 6)
11. At the Abyss:
One just wants to end this ordeal, the ordeal
cruel inhuman and humiliates and demeans the absolute limits. most common phrase:
- ... Please all I ask: ...¡¡ that is not so d
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